I'm gonna get completely black out drunk! What should I pound down the hatch?!?

I'M READY TO GET WASTED!!! Some bro's are coming over and we got so much alcohol it's not even funny! I'm going the distance tonight and hammering down booze till I lose! What should I slam? I wanna do an Everclear shots competition, Awwwwww yyyeaaah! Or should I just drink tequila or Rum? I don't wanna pound brews because that shytz doesn't get me F'd up, dog. What should I SLAM to get wasted, but something that'll minimize the hangover? ALPHA CIGMA REPRESENT, YO!